Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

I would rape her

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Terry has ebola

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

No, Trinidad.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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