Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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THE END.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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