A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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This is an anti joke

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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kevin kim

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Anti Joke

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