MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Are you Drew?

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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