- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

guest what i love pancakes

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Moooo

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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