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You just read this ..

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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