- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Moo! I'm a goat!

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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