- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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