- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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