- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time, it snowed

Tell you something funny.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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