A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Poop!!

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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purple pickles

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fduck

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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