Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Where's the dick??? east

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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