"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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guess what chicken butt

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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