- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

luke moore cant pull it back

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

woman's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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