- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Tony Romo

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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