why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Are you a tree

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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knock knock come in!

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Women's Rights

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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