- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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