- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

NEVER

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

guest what i love pancakes

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Moooo

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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