- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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