- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

The Christian Bible.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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