- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

hi bye

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Hitler

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

luke moore cant pull it back

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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