what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Hahaha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What's big and white?

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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hello anomonous

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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