your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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