- Anti Joke

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.