Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

you know whats funny... nothing.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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