- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

A white person at Harvard

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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