Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Where's my tractor?

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Adele walks into the stables

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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