Women's rights

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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The Christian Bible.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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