- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

I can count to potato.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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