Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Xzibit

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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