- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

my mind's eye?

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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