A possesed goat: "moo"

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Of course, first door on your left

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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