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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

bacon

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

The Holocaust

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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