Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Womens rights !

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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