So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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"33"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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