How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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bacon

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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