Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Gangnam style

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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