Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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