what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

a horse nibbled a baby

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

the love boat

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

GADZOOKS!

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

i have a christmas tree.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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