- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

my mind's eye?

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Do you know what color comes after 9?

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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