- Anti Joke

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Justin Bieber.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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