- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Donald Trump

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

THE GAME

knock knock no ones home

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