A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Today is May 18 2016.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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