- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

knock knock There's no door

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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