- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Potassium? K.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why is pi? Because circles.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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