- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

A possesed goat: "moo"

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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