Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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mark is religion

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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