what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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