Why did? Yes

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

raisin boogers

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Women's rights

obama's promises

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Autism speaks but not really

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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