- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Hello

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Gay Rights

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Agent 47.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Do you know what's not right? Left.

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