Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Autism speaks but not really

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

i dont like chris

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

British Dentistry

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

NAACP

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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