What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What's big and white?

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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