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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

a pornstar comes early to a party

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