In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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The Female Orgasm

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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