What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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