What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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