roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Yo mamas so fat.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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