Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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whats one plus one penis

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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anti jokes are for fags

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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