How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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