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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Potassium? K.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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