Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Anti Joke

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