- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

PSN IS UP

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

civil rights

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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