Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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