- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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