- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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