- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

knock, knock. come in.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Gun Control

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Terry has ebola

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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