We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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