- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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