if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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