A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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