What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

giddy goat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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