- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

we all know sammi has a penis

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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